mermandos:

y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

nevver:

Summer in the city

atomicdomme:

yeah sure mozart wrote a song about butts but nicki minaj’s song about butts is better

sapsac:

hey i just got the best idea: stop whining about “social justice warriors” ruining your precious sexy samus or ill steamroll this entire fucking tag

colorthesky-red:

Never played a metroid game before and I’m playing Other M
And dayum Samus you foineeee

youve met with a terrible fate

Turmion Kätilöt - Hades
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suoutatsuya:

hades / turmion kätilöt

amovible:

My mom had a dog named dunya ( galaxy) growing up and it was so supposed to be a guard dog but it was really fat (looked like a blob ) and lazy, and basically useless at that task so one day someone was trying to rob her house and the dude tripped over it and all she did was roll over and squeak and the guy laughed so hard everyone woke up and he apologized and left

spacetwinks:

caring about comedy and trying to be funny more than anything else basically leads to you being jontron

don’t do that shit

don’t elevate comedy to be some kind of untouchable idol

bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

I hope everyone remembers Hillary Clinton’s passionate defense of Israel’s war crimes and total silence on Ferguson when she’s running for president in two years.

nepetaquest:

jontron all heart eyes telling neil cicieraga that he’s a fan of his, and the first words neil shares with jontron are basically “hahaha oh yeah you’re that pissbaby who dismissed a really important issue a fan had regarding your work”

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ohnoproblems:

looking for extremely buff lady to piledrive me into oblivion so my spores will scatter to the seven gay winds

purplethinks:

"Smile!"
:)

atomicdomme:

[nerd voice] help what do i do with this ASS

atomicdomme:

[nerd voice] help what do i do with this ASS